How can we best advance the global Illuminati agenda?

Question

Atheists, Satanists, pagans and fellow freethinkers all,

It's time to just finally give up and just let people know the truth -that the Hidden Circle of the Knights Templar is alive and kicking, that we currently have plants in all governments and major political movements (including al-Qaida), and that we're slowly manipulating the world into a uniform global system based upon our secularist agenda.  This is, of course, in preparation for the coming of the great beast.  Seriously, let's just admit it and then come together on ways to move forward on our goals of financial domination, covering up UFO abductions, and faking moon landings.  

Communique Issued:  Alpha Cipher Persei

Approved by the Office of the Praetor

Long live the Republic - one world, governed by humanity, with liberty and justice for all.

Answer 1

You can start by keeping quite about it!  That's why we Heathens are issued our super nifty decoder rings.  Send only coded messages from here on out.

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Yea, you know what i'm saying.

Answer 2

we no  about them thay are the ones controling the banks and the religions and g.w.bush he is a member of cross bones and thats part of the illuminati

Answer 3

First, you have to prove the Illuminati exists and that you aren't some crazy conspiracist.